Haxploitation goes to the movies
With the winter nights drawing in, The Daily Swig is offering our readers a rundown of the best hacking films of all time.
We’ve decided to split our Top 10 list between classics of the genre and some left field suggestions, covering titles that involve hacking only in the broadest sense of the term.
Rather than ranking these films ourselves, we decided to run an online poll. After narrowing down a shortlist of 16 to four finalists, we ran a second vote… and the results are in!
Without further ado, here are the (unofficial) best 10 hacking movies of all time:
10. Tron (1982)
A software developer is transported to a digital dimension, populated by anthropomorphic computer programs, and forced to play gladiatorial games.
Best quote
Kevin Flynn: On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
Swig rating
Game changer.
9. The Italian Job (1969)
Michael Caine stars in this heist caper about an attempt to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin, Italy. The escape is abetted by hacking into a traffic control systems in order to create a traffic jam.
Best quote
Charlie Croker: Hang on a minute lads, I’ve got a great idea.
Swig rating
Blows the bloody doors off.
8. Citizenfour (2014)
Documentary about intel contractor turned NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden, filmed by documentary maker Laura Poitras. Many scenes take place in Hong Kong, where Snowden first sought temporary refuge from the US authorities, as the leaked documents he exposed revealed the scope of US spying on its own citizens among other controversial surveillance programs.
Best quote
Edward Snowden: We are building the biggest weapon for oppression in the history of mankind.
Swig rating
Fives Eyes (FVEY).
Edward Snowden’s disclosure about western intel agency surveillance prompted worldwide protest
7. Die Hard (1988)
Off-duty New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) is the fly in the ointment for ‘exceptional thief’ Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) and his criminal plans. Gruber makes use of hacking, among other techniques, in an attempt to get away with a fortune from a Christmas-time bearer bond heist of a Los Angeles skyscraper.
Best quote
Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
Swig rating
Yippie-ki-yay.
6. The Matrix (1999)
Hacker Thomas Anderson AKA Neo (Keanu Reeves) takes the red pill and discovers his reality is weirder and more dangerous than he could possibly have imagined. Anderson leads a rebellion against computer agents intent on snuffing out the human rebellion by any means necessary.
Best quote
Trinity: My name’s Trinity.
Neo: *The* Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: Jesus…
Trinity: What?
Neo: I just thought… you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.
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Whoa. The original’s tightly spun story was let down by two bloated sequels but betters things are expected from the next instalment, The Matrix Resurrections (trailer via YouTube), due out in December 2021.
The Matrix brought a cyberpunk sensibility into a film where hackers face off against an all-powerful AI
5. WarGames (1983)
David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) unwittingly hacks into a US military supercomputer and plays “Global Thermonuclear Warfare”. High tension ensues. Arguably the first film in “hack-sploitation,” which established the cliched depiction of hackers as bored teenagers in their bedrooms up to no good with computers – and in way over their heads.
Best quote
David Lightman: Hey, I don’t believe that any system is totally secure.
Swig rating
Mutually Assured Destruction.
4. Sneakers (1992)
The head of a misfit team of penetration testers, Martin Bishop (Robert Redford), gets embroiled in intrigue after the group is blackmailed into stealing a top-secret black box. A film that would make a fantastic double bill with Three Days of the Condor (1975), another Redford film.
Best quote
Cosmo: The world isn’t run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It’s run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It’s all just electrons.
Swig rating
SETEC ASTRONOMY.
3. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
The titular hacker, Lisbeth Salander (Rooney Mara), teams up with journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig) on a missing person case. The two uncover murder and corruption on a grand scale in an uncompromising Swedish-based drama that arguably did much to make Scandi-noir fashionable.
Best quote
Mikael Blomkvist: What are you doing?
Lisbeth Salander: Reading your notes.
Mikael Blomkvist: They’re encrypted!
Lisbeth Salander: [Looks up at him] Please.
Swig rating
Inked.
2. Hackers (1995)
Johnny Lee Miller and future ex-wife Angelina Jolie star as members of a rag-tag hacking crew unwittingly set up as the fall guys in a sinister computer-based extortion plot.
Best quote
Dade Murphy: Hack the planet!
Swig rating
The film that spawned a hundred memes. Loved and derided in equal measure in tech circles.
1. Mr. Robot (TV Series 2015-2019)
Vigilante hacker turned hacktivist Elliot Alderson becomes embroiled in a complex political struggle initially sparked by the attempts of an underground hacking group to take down a corrupt corporation.
Best quote
Elliot Alderson: A bug is never just a mistake. It represents something bigger. An error of thinking that makes you who you are.
Swig rating
Fsociety.
Buffer overflow
Hacking movies that didn’t make our Top 10 list
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Blackhat (2015)
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
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GoldenEye (1995)
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Inception (2010)
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Independence Day (1996)
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Jurassic Park (1993)
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Mission: Impossible (1996)
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Open Windows (2014)
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Primer (2004)
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Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1993)
A convicted computer criminal is released from jail on furlong in order to help the US and Chinese foil a dastardly terrorist plot.
US high school student breaks into school computer, changes grades and attendance record.
Bond faces off against nuclear satellite hijacking hackers, including Boris ‘I am invincible!’ Grishenko.
A heist movie staged within the sub-conscious of its protagonists.
In which we learn that AlienOS is vulnerable to malware exploit (limitations, not an RCE).
Rogue sysadmin Nedry (Wayne Knight) uses hacking to steal dinosaur eggs, with disastrous results.
Double agents, crazy tech and a (much subsequently spoofed) hack on the CIA mainframe.
A fan becomes a pawn in a deadly game after he accepts the chance to spy on his favourite actress via his laptop.
A group of tech entrepreneur inadvertently invite a device that hacks time itself. A “timey-wimey” miss-adventure ensues.
We find a young John Connors has already learned mad ATM hacking skillz.
Did your favourite “hack-sploitation” film fail to make the list or do you disagree with our ranking of your own top picture? Let us know which hacking movies you think are the best on Twitter: @DailySwig
